Some VERY True Things About The Penguins 

It's true!Skipper is bad@$$

Haha, "Sniff, Sniff Nom" :3
Kowalski’s not a nerd. He’s just smart. There two different things. VERY different.
Also, it said Rico is allergic to love. Which as a matter of fact, Rico is the only one on the team who has a girlfriend. Also, I'm not going to far as mention what he did in "Rat Fink" when Julien put on that lady impression. However, Skipper said in "All Choked Up," "Private, you know Rico has gooey love mush sensitivity!" So maybe it's just a thing with 'gooey' love which I'm guessing is cuteness.
Er... that first comment about Julien.... no comment....
Also, what does 'QT' mean?
Fun Fact: Julien is probably 68. :D Heard it in a song.
I don't think Mort has an accent... just a really high voice...
Haha, Alice's info. XD
Fred IS like Ralph Wiggum. Probably mixed in a little with Forest Gump.

^Ok... maybe they're OVERLY true. XD