The Далее день the pie was still there.
I ate half of it but then i saw that...
i was staring to get....FAT!!!
I was worried.So i thought of throwing it
outside.But it was BIG.I couldent throw it
outside.Then i remembered that it.......
was my Birthday! ! !
That's why my mom did'ent let me buy that
PIE at the store.So then my mom was at the
living room sleeping.And,i was SO HAPPY
...for me.YAY! ! !
...
...
...
I finshed the PIE in a week.Then i did
some work out..cause...you do not want to
know why i needed to do some work out.

(cause i got fat)

Then the Далее день i dreamed about the pie
and that ....i got married with that pie.
Then the Далее thing i know...i was eating
that good yummy PIE!
But then ...i woke up...and i was sad
about the pie dream.Then,i smelled
somthing....GOOD AND YUMMY!!!!!!!!
Then i went to the living room and
i saw the MOST BIGGEST PIE EVER IN THE
WORLD! ! ! ! I thought it was a dream...
but it wasent a dream.Then i was feeling
like....throwing my...whole head in that
pie!!!
So i saw a note that сказал(-а) this.

This pie is for Ты to eat!!!But Ты need
a big plate to eat ALL THAT PIE!!!...
So that's all.
From,mom and dad.XOXO

"Wow!!!"i said
All this pie is .....MINE! ! ! !
i WAS SO HAPPY...
but i was wondering why i had a BIG PIE! ! !
...NEXT DAY.....

Pie,pie,pie,pie! I Любовь it! There are many types of flavor,like..................
I dunno! But what is your Избранное type of pie?
Me dunno. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Man sucks to be Ты people! Who doesn't have pie! Ah-hahahahahahahahaha!

I got pie in my hand! And Ты can't have any!
lalalalalala! I dunno what to talk about...
Tee-hee! Pie is the best dessart there is!

Who knows! i dunno. Lalalalala!
Man! I'm so hungry...... duuuuuuh.

The End
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Warning eat to munch pie Ты would vomitt for about 23 days! Warning: Just to tell you!
lol, just kidding.

Yield: 8 Servings
         
INGREDIENTS:
For the crust
1    cups    Hazelnuts; roasted/ground
½    cups    Brown sugar
4    tablespoon    Butter; melted
         For the filling
4    oz    White chocolate; finely
8    oz    Cream cheese; softened
¼    cups    Sour cream
         For the topping
2    cups    Blueberries
¼    cups    Sugar
         For garnish
         Zest of one lemon
         White Шоколад shavings
        
Instructions:
Line bottom of a 9-inch tart pan with parchment paper. Mix crust ingred

Melt white Шоколад in double boiler over hot but not boiling water. St

For the topping: Rinse fresh blueberries and toss with the ¼ cup suga

Your черника, блуберри and White Шоколад Cheese Pie is ready. Good luck!