Before I start, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky but True.
Do Ты think pigs can laugh? No? Surely their tails swish when they're laughing.
When a pig is really happy it jumps in circles.
Try these on your Друзья though.
Q: What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
A: Garbage collectors
Q: What do hip pigs call their ladies?
A: Fine swine.
Q: What did the pig say when the волк grabbed its tail?
A: "That's the end of me!"
Q: What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
A: They go on pignics!
Q: What do Ты call a pig thief?
A: A hamburgurlar!
Q: How do Ты fit еще pigs on your farm?...