Today, in my english class we spent a good twenty минуты to pronounce the word facetious. Finally a girl in my class сказал(-а) "Wow, thats a mouthful!" I swear to god I hear my 60 год old teacher mutter "thats what she said." Made my MONTH. MLIA.
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Do Ты like bananas? EVERYBODY likes bananas! If it weren't for the mystical банан of mysteries, we wouldn't have any radios или toothpaste! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY BANANA!!! And don't forget to drink your гуанако, лама, ламы milk!
Never insert трусы, кальсоны into a toaster. No good things come from it. I have much experience with this.
Two Динозавры were sitting on an island when they saw Noah's ark pass by. One looks at the other and says, "Oh shit! That was today?!"
If яблоко made an iTouch for kids, it would be called iTouch Kids.