"When life gives Ты lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave Ты the lemons until they give Ты the oranges Ты originally asked for"
Thanks:) It was a pick I found on Deviantart. The Вопрос kind of reminded me of the quote in them. I don't think they have movie rights. At least not yet, I hope^^
i was a лимон once and life gave me and my friend to humans so they turned my friend into лимонад and i escaped and then got turned back into a humn. i miss Leonard :'( WHY SHOULD Ты MAKE LEMONS?? i'd ask the lemons what's up and trust me, u'll get an answer. so PLEASE don't make lemonade, that's cruel!!!!
shrug, cut it open, try to eat it, put a burger in it, chuck it back and scream: IF Ты EVER THROW LEMONS AT ME AGAIN, I'LL KICK Ты IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!
1. Throw them back and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” 2. My mom always сказал(-а) “when live gives Ты lemons make lemonade.” But what if I don’t want lemonade? What if I want яблоко juice? или maybe even оранжевый juice. Then what? 3. Pretend Ты never saw them an continue walking. 4. Sue life for injuring you. 5. And finally, if all else fails.. screw the lemons and go for candy. [Why? Because candy’s not bitter!]
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Ты can't sue life for injuring Ты if it didn't injure you!(handing of lemons doesn't usually injure the reciever...)
Lick it, smell it, then draw a smiley face on it and call it my friend! I'll name it Shyshoo..>u> (I'll take it anywhere I go.. And real close and personal with it..:})
cuz squirting them in peoples eyes is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last год
Squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. XD, that's not my saying, I found it on a article. I can't remember the user's name though :(
Ask them, 'Life, what is it with Ты and chucking lemons? What did the лимон do to you? I mean really, It's like Ты have OLD (Obsessive лимон Disorder). Your about to make me have Lemonophobia или something. With your being famous, being Life, I'd thoght you'd chuck Godiva chocolates...'
...you chase them around the cafeteria threatening to spray them with perfume if they don't give your whatever-they-took back and they run into the guy's bathroom and it would be weird to wait so Ты go back to your таблица and when they come back to tease you, Ты KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BLINDED FOR FRICKEN LIFE WHY BRAN DID Ты MAKE ME DO THAT YOUR JOB IS TO THINK SO THINK PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When life gives Ты lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the день it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do Ты know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible лимон that burns your house down!