Oh... I borrowed him so we could make Muffins for a birthday party. I must've forgotten to return him. Just a sec. *goes into kitchen, pulls оладья, кекс, маффин man out and gives him back to you* Here ya go.
He went to visit the Шоколад factory and unfortunatly he fell in the Шоколад river. He died 10 min after he fell in. His only request was that everybody enjoys his secret Капкейки that he likes to make in spare time when he isn't making muffins
Oh.. I'm sorry to be the one to tell Ты this, but the оладья, кекс, маффин Man was murdered Early, Sunday morning. Whoever did it, killed him for his muffins. They haven't been caught yet. They're still on the run... Listen.. If Ты have any muffins, any whatsoever. HIDE THEM!
