Do u know a way to annoy edward cullen?

I know 2 ways:

Take ur arm and cut it and stick it in ur mouth then say "yummy" stick it up in his face and say "want some"

Take bella and tell her victoria is alive ans u'll hide her. when edward comes along and сказал(-а) "where's bella" u say "I thought u where watching her?" and when he bares his fangs shout "alice took her shopping" and if all else fails run away screaming like a little girl.