Who agrees with me that this is an epic fail?
On Christmas, my cousins got two 'zhu zhu' pets from their parents.
Well, when my mother, sister, grandmother, and I arrived at their house, one of my cousins gave Alyssa a zhu zhu pet. But suddenly, my oldest cousin ran over and shouted, "But Ты have to wash your hands first, cause it'll give Ты cancer!" My mother asked her what the hell she meant, and my cousins' stepmother/mother said, "Well, it сказал(-а) that on the box. These things can give Ты cancer if Ты don't wash your hands before touching them."
Again, I ask; Is this a great example of an 'epic fail'? :)