*pokes head out of closet suspiciously* Pssst. You!
Help me with this.
*comes out of closet, dragging somebody's Болталка dead body*
I just found it in my closet, last time I remember, I was making fun of Rebecca Black's song "Friday" and then I was hit with my own shoe. When I came to it, this body was under my bed... because when I laid on my постель, кровати to go to sleep, I felt bumps under me...
Eh, uh, help me out?
(to be continued)