Are YOU, a human, judging ME?

ROAR!
That's my response.

No,I am your father.

"At least we did something! All your kind did was get enslaved by us, licked their own crotches, depend on us to feed Ты and wuuuvv youu, breed an unearthly amount to the point where it's disgusting, and be turned into a delicacy in certain parts of Asia!"

If there was a dog that could actually find a witty response to that, I will sell my laptop to buy him. No joke.

Ты can't judge me based on what my kind has done, but I can surely judge Ты based on what YOU'VE done.

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go, pup.

No, my purple пингвин has a green Mohawk though. (No idea where that came from... XD )

банан hammock?

eh.....i was gonna kill myself 2day anyway...

Aparantly...

Well I have not done anything of the sort.
Hitler, he was bad
Stalin, he was bad
Me, when I sole music, that was bad.
You, when Ты украл, палантин that biscuit, that was bad.
Ты could have asked and I would have дана it to you, but not anymore. Maybe tomorrow.

Well, who says I'm Human? I could be... I could be a dragon for all Ты know!

Say hello to my little friend.. -.-

украл, палантин a бисквит, печенье is not a crime but украл, палантин anyone reputation is crime and i am the owner of u u fucking animal....

That's what she said.

o_____o

omfgosh, a talking dog?

WHAT DID I DO AGAIN

...You my friend, have just earned a time out. GO, sit in the corner of shame!

Me: Ты CANT be my dog! My dog is NICE! Ты must be.....ANN ALIEN!!!!!!! *takes out onion* DIE!

Dog: That kills vampires.....

Me: Um.... *Takes out flashlight* Burn!

Dog: Thats ghosts.....

Me: *Takes bucket of water and pours on dog* Melt!

Dog: Witches......

Me: *angry* CHARIZARD, USE FLAMETHROWER!!!!

Dog (Alien): *burned* *dead*

Me: And thats how Ты get rid of aliens. *walks away*