What is the most bizzare dream Ты hav ever had??

Sex with my dad.
I'm still scarred by it 0_0

I WAS RIDING THE HEAVY METAL ROBOT UNICORN!!!! :O

Well, it was probably last night's.

Me, and just about every one of my Избранное youtubers were in Final Destination. It ended up pretty awesome, for reasons nobody wants to hear... X3 (Note who happened to be in сказал(-а) dream)

My dream was about my BF and he came to my house and mugged my little brother then kissed my on the lips and it was really odd cuz i woke up laughing and i yelled "Shut up!!!" in the night.

I tend to remember my dreams vey well.
Me, Nick (some guy thats afraid of me) Dakota (My guy friend) and Allie(One of my best fiends) were walking down the улица, уличный and it started to storm.We went into an abandoned house, three storis high, and then a giat паук came out of no where and grabbed Dakota and flung him against a web. The паук began tying him up, when my voodoo dude (a voodoo doll)jumped at the паук and slashed it in half with its sowrd. Then it grabbed a big chunk of Dakota's hair and tied it around it's neck. Then it lifted the sword, grinned a very creepy grin, and stabbed itself repeatedly. Dakota groaned in pain and then went pale and died. We ran down a hallway and went through the only door. Inside was a house of mirrors type room. We went with our hands outstretched and halfway through the mirrors cracked and blood flowed out. We started running and saw a ledge with a door marked EXIT on it. We jumped, Alie wass the last. The blood had formed a sort of sea, and out of it came theese wierd shadow creatures and they grabbed Allie and dragged her in. We tried to help her but Nick was afraid of her too and I only weigh 105 pounds. She got dragged in. Nick and I continued and came to a room that was all black, no light. Then it erupted into a bright glow and Marvin the Martian (my cousin) was visible. He handed me and Nick a ligtsaber, saying we would need it, and evaporated into thin air. Just then zombies fell from the ceiling and we had to fight them. Then the ground turned to quick sand and we sunk in, and got spit outside. Dakota was there, floating in the air, pale and a ghost. Allie was there, covered in blood and stuff, and Nick was normal, not even a freaking grain of sand in his hair, and I was there too. We started walking (Dakota floating) and then we fell off a cliff into darkness.
As a matter of fact, thats not even my wierdest dream.
Heres a pic of my voodoo doll:

I've had many bizarre ones, examples:
1) The Turkish mafia was after Caylee Anthony and Chris, Adriana and Paulie from The Sopranos tried to protect her. After her death the prosecution lawyer was Mr. Edwards from Little House on The Prairie and the jury was the Кости cast.
2) I was at my ninety год old great uncle's funeral (he died recently) and there was a sex doll that looked just like him there O_O
3) I told Paulie from The Sopranos that the only reason Chris was so badly behaved was because Tony was a terrible father figure. Paulie сказал(-а) I needed to write a fanfic where Tony treated Chris well but it had to involve bigfoot and take place in a swamp.
4) An NCIS:LA/Cansi musical taking place in a супермаркет with a transgendered robber and a monkey.
5) My friend Tyler tried to get Joshua Jackson and Anna Torv from Fringe for my birthday but he made them mad and made up for it by getting Michael Jackson instead, we sat in my living room and watched Bones.
6)I was in college Chris from The Sopranos was my boyfriend, Benny from My Babysitter's a Vampire had a crush on me, Sara from the same Показать was my best friend and Muffy and Francine from Arthur were drunk party girls.
7) I was being held captive in a bank I managed to escape by flying out. The dream ended with me having sex with Michael Imperioli in a church. O_O
8) I went to this college party and met this guy named морган who looked like DJ Cotrona he became obsessed with me until I was an adult and helped me become a cop.

Got too many to count.... all my dreams are crazy...

My most bizarre dream would have to be when my grandma turned into a fence

My weirdset dream was me getting flushed down a toilet. When I got to the bottom it turned into a chimney and my mom and brother were walking like chickens with fall leaves on their backs and for some reason the kraft Mac and cheese dinosaur was there and he сказал(-а) he had turned them into leaf chickens and he didn't want me there so he told my dad to flush me back up the toilet and he did and it was weird cuz I cud actually see the inside of the toilet and feel myself going up. That's the weirdest dream I have ever had

One of my dreams was about this huge dinosaure takeing over Down town and then the air force ended up having чай and talking about him just coming to take over Down town! WIERD RIGHT

mine was that hidan-sama killed someone with a sex doll O___O

I had a dream that I was standing on a dock talking to Gaara when a very pregnant Sakura (Naruto's baby btw) got on a рафт, плот with Sam from iCarly and floated out onto an ice glacier that had a giant дерево in the middle of it. The дерево was growing sea monkey marshmellows that were taking over the word and to kill them Sakura picked them off the дерево and threw them into the ocean. Then she got back on the рафт, плот and went back to the dock where she kissed Наруто and they joined me and Gaara. Suddenly all of Konoha was there and Sasuke gave me a birthday cake sang to me and then made out with me. Funning thing was, it wasn't even my birthday.

Two-parter.
In part one, I got knocked up by my 30 год old stepbrother at the age of 12 (I was 15 when I had this dream), and for some reason neither I nor anyone else was bothered that A.) me and my adult bro did the dirty или B.) that I was was pregnant at age 12. Also, for some strange reason, I neither terminated the pregnancy nor gave the child up for adoption (reason it's strange is 'cause I hate kids and never want to have 'em). But I did give her the name I planned for the daughter I'm never having: Willow Hermione. So that's good.

Part two (completely unrelated to part one; just happened in the same dream): made some deal (don't remember what it was) with the Devil, who, I might add, looked exactly like the Lord of Darkness from "Legend," got what I wanted, then, when the time came to give up my soul, I backed out of my end of the deal and tricked his ass. That's right, I fucking duped the Devil! Don't remember exactly how I did it, but dynamite was involved.

So the epicness of Part Two helped make up for the scarred-for-life-ness of Part One. Couldn't make up for it all the way, of course, but it helped.

I had a dream recently where Michael Jackson tried to become president...for whatever reason.

I had a dream where I was 9 months pregnant and was riding a horse then Billy from Saw came along and my horse ran over him. Then I went into labour and it was really painful and I gave birth to a snow tiger. WTF?
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