What's the weirdest thing Ты have сказал(-а) to your teacher?

"So you're coming to the valentine's party too? ;) ;) ;)"

Don't look at my answer like that! He was a substitute, a student and a freakin' model!!! Oh and he was only 22...

Ok, so this wasn't me, but a guy in my class сказал(-а) "Can I pull my pants down NOW??" Haha

I avoid talking to teachers. :P

Something like "NO! THERE'S BUBBLE SOAP IN MY LICORICE CAT NIP!" But that's just stuff I say regularly, it's not purposely weird....

I told my English teacher I thought the линкольн memorial would be оранжевый because it is on the penny ^^

We asked some teachers if they've ever seen a hippie eating a тако in a bathroom. Apparently, it was too Болталка and weird for them to handle, so they just gave us the WTF? look.

"Yo tengo un perro en mis pantalones."

"MRS. RIGBY, THERE IS A GIANT. PURPLE. хомяк ON YOUR HEAD!" and then I screamed. But I was high then, so I actually thought it was there... XD

Actuially I heard a teacher say something halarious and wierd. Wierdest thing I ever heard a teacher say. We were in spanish class and learning clothes so we had one of the kids put on all the clothes she kept in a bin in the closet and the teacher was a girl. The kid we had put on all the clothes was a boy. She сказал(-а) " Kids this is the only time you'll ever see a teacher strip down a student". I can't think of something wierd I сказал(-а) to a teacher.

i don't remember much of the stupid things i say to them. right now i just remember this.
onde day, my teacher was just in front of me. then i remembered that i had left my notebook at home. then i stare at her, she stares at me, and i say "SHIT!"

well i was in class one день with my girl teacher. shes not very strict. and somehow we ended up on the spot of dancing. so i got up and started dancing. then she сказал(-а) "cynthia, are Ты sexy dancing?" and i started laughing and my whole class ended up sexy dancing and i сказал(-а) "mrs podpora, come sexy dance with us!" and we spent 30min sexy and regular dancing with my teacher! soo funny!

*sigh*"i drew you"

I asked my Geometry teacher whether или not emus fly....she gave me a weird look xD