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Here is my famous and funny pic xD

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I Опубликовано something. .3.

skidoosh

Pedo quote: If shes old enough to pee, shes old enough for me.

Dumb Criminal: (From my Civics teacher probably not true)
There was this guy who was robbing a bank. He was all covered up by clothes. He didn't say a word to the banker. He wrote a note and gave it to the banker that said, "I have a gun. Put the money in the bag". He ran off with money in his bag. Cops found him that night. Ты know how? On the back of the note was his name, phone number, and address.



Dumb Criminal.

i wumbo Ты wumbo he she we wumbo

Hahahahaha!
That's funny!
XD

The awkward moment when I'm drunk and your still ugly.

I HAVE FINGERS!!!

Post или ask a Вопрос NOW!
This isn't a question. T_T

Does this help?

I сказал(-а) something.
Ты just didnt here it.

Here's some of my Избранное Цитаты from my Избранное movie, Subject Two:
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Doctor Ethan Vick: Im sorry for shooting you, that wasnt very scientific.
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*hunter shoots Adam mistakin him for animal*
Hunter: Oh My God, dude! Im gso sorry!
Adam: *stands* Oh, hey. Im Adam. Whats up?
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*Adam and Dr. Ethan Vick are talking about Ethan's delivery girl who hes never actually met.*
Adam: She likes you.
Dr. Ethan Vick- She doesnt know me.
Adam: She likes the idea of you.
Dr. Ethan Vick: *mutturs* I like the idea of me.
~~~


Yup, thats that.



Slinkeys!

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I sayed gimme my cake alpaca!!!!!!*alpaca spits in my face and runs off with cake*NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>:3

Look at me now. Look at me now. I'm gettin' paper.

A Болталка girl walked up to me outside the public bathroom in our city centre and she yelled at the вверх of her voice -
OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down and a voice from the Далее cubicle сказал(-а) "Hi !, how are Ты ?" So, embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice сказал(-а) "So what are Ты up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From Далее door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I сказал(-а) " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call Ты back, there's an idiot Далее door answering all my questions".
By now i'm deaf from her screaming in my ear telling me this story so i turn to her and calmly say "so you're the idiot, i wondered who Ты were"

Here's a heartwarming story:
There once was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died..
The End

GEORGE CARLIN NEWS!

Hee, hee.

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Wait was this supposed to be a question?

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic"

I don't laugh but I sure did when I watched this video. Heh. Enjoy. :,D

My teacher: So, class, that is how the revolutionary war started.
Me: *raises hand* But I thought it was because England wanted America to get him a cup of чай and America was fed up with this bossy shit so he rebelled against! D:

ill save u vi o_o wrong video O_O
what were we talking about again?

Magical Mountain Midgets pooping twinkies O.o

Here's FG excerpt:
Joe: I'm a cop.

Prank Caller(Peter): And what are Ты gonna do? Call the cops on your 'can't walkie-talkie'?