Which Слоган for me do u like better?

My current: Life is like a freeway during rush hour: Every time u try to change to the fast lane, Ты feel like ur in the slow lane all over

Phht!! When life gives Ты lemons, u f***ing squirt them in your eyes to blind u from the horrible world

Life is like throwing a ball at rounded jail bars: Ты never know which direction it'll come back.

(all created by me)
lol