What is my first name? (Props for person who gets it right)

Trolly Mctrollerton.

I cheated and looked already. But my first guess was Sam.
Close enough. :D

Sandy Cheeks

Sandy?

Hi Sandy how are ya?

Dia duit Sandy

Bill.

LSP?

TROLL ALERT.

Please lock all doors and windows, kept pets inside and hide your kids, a troll is on the loose.

U______U

Sandy? And what is with users calling other users trolls for no reason? At least she Опубликовано an actual question, which is apparently the only thing a user can do on the Ответы segment of this club without it being illegal или whatever.

Sandy

Nobodyreallycares.
It's a gorgeous name.

Sandy