What personality traits do Ты look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Girlfriend:

Dorky.. >w<
Trustworthy
Sweet, but a bit sacastic.
Can take a joke/Isn't too serious..
Patient (w/ my introverted.. ness.)
Fun, but not too crazy. o3o'
Her personality has to be beautiful.. ♥

Boyfriends:

Trustworthy..
Cannot be shallow.. ._. (For I am fat♥ xD)
Humorous
Fun~
Nice
for some weird reason, I don't want a dorky guy..
(^ I don't know why. o.O')
Understanding../Can listen.

some one cute...
some one not a stalker...or a murderer... или ect. ...
some one I get along with, who's sweet...and understanding...

but most importantly, someone who likes me for me, and not just my appearance....

*reality check* As if I could find a guy like that.

*sigh* its complicated.

But he has to be interested in things I am, and willing to look into new things, because my obsession changes A LOT. He also has to understand me, and put up with my mood swings. He has to get that if im upset, he should ask me whats wrong and if I tell him to buzz of, he should and then wait until I cool down. Im a very complicated person and am difficult to keep up with (I sincerely believe im bipolar).

Lets see....

1.She can't be an ass.
2.If she's a tomboy,girly tomboy then it's bonus points for me but if she isn't then it's fine
3.She has to understand I'm weird and quirky and nothing is going to change that.
4.She can be eccentric
5.She can't be stupid
6.And she has to be kind and respectful of people.