If life gave Ты Lemons what would Ты do?

Squeeze them in Justin Biebers eyes until he goes blind.

alright i've been thinking, when life gives Ты lemons... don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!! I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE день THEY THOUGHT THEY CAN GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!! DO Ты KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS!! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINGEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE лимон THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! *coughs* ~Cave Johnson

I would make Оружие out of them.

...I would read them...
x3

I would make лимонад and then through it at the person who game me the lemons and demand the oranges I origanly asked for.

Hit life with them till it signed the 'I WILL NOT be a сука anymore' Treaty.

Throw them back and ask for anime.

Demand oranges. >Bl

Rip them and put them on my eyes....

I would cut them in half and squirt the сок in my enemy's eyes 8D

Drop them and Переместить on.

Squirt life in the eye.

make яблоко сок and leave the world wondering how Ты did it

Sell all but one on ebay but keep the last one as a pet and call it Keith

Make оранжевый juice. And then leave the world wondering how I managed to do that. ;)

Go to the store and trade them in for lemonade. How else would I get it?

Throw Em' back.

When life gives Ты lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your d*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the день it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do Ты know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible лимон that burns your house down!

I could go copypasting this line all day.

i'll give it chocolate!

Throw them back an demand weed

I would use them to blind the Death!

Screw lemons! i want some pasta!!!!!

I would make them give me strawberries and make клубника lemonade.

I would invite them to my house to drink lemonade.

Make and angry face on it (:

WRITE YAOI. I shall find my Избранное pairing and squirt dem lemons all over the fanfiction. Dem lemons will be out to good use dammit!

Throw them back at life and scream "WTF, GIVE ME JOHN DENVER! ....AND SOME CHOCOLATE!"

Dufuq I need lemons for ,


Ты know what I need . ?


Bout 30 bucks .