Благодарности for best smart-alec answers!!!!!

*two guys are fighting an army of undead mutants*
Guy 1: Come on! Let's go!
Guy 2: Are we retreating?
Guy 1: No, we're simply advancing in another direction. NO SHIT, WE'RE RETREATING, ASSHOLE!

PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh my god! I think I'm going into labor!
HUSBAND: What?! NOW?!
PREGNANT WOMAN: No, honey, Далее Tuesday. T_T

* during math class(true story btw)*
*classmate wakes up from nap*
teacher: priscilla, please tell him whats going on

me : were doing MATH..!
(being a smart alack runs in the family T-T )

England: Hey, fatass. You've been gorging yourself so much lately that I'm worried you're going to kill yourself.
America: Yeah? Don't worry! I'm waaaay too into myself to do something stupid like that!

How's that for smart alecky? Cept America wasn't trying to be smart alecky, he's just stupid... Shall pretend he was?

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*Before fight between Frieza and Goku*
Frieza: Hey, Goku, whatcha doing those stretching exercises for? Fixing to teabag me?
Goku: No way, Frieza! I usually have чай after a fight.

guy #1: *lights dynamite*
guy #2: are Ты gonna use that to blow the enemies up?
guy #1: no, i'm going to shove it up my ass... NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

I say " ur an idiot saying this make me came no offence'

Sorry I took your food,even though your really really fat...and i probably helped Ты lose some weight... BAD APOLOGY!!!!

GIRL : Say Ты Любовь me! Say Ты Любовь me!
BOY : Ты Любовь me

LOL hope Ты like this