what would Ты do if your boyfriend/girlfriend shaved your head while Ты were asleep

WHAT I WOULD DO? I WOULD START LAUGHING HISTERICALLY, AND JUST KEEP ON LAUGHING,AND LAUGHING UNTILL IT GOT VERY VERY CREEPY AND THEN I WOULD FLY UP ON вверх OF THE ROOF AND THEN THE SUN SHINNING ON MY BALDNESS WOULD BE SO BRIGHT THAT I WOULD HAVE HAIR COMPLETELY MADE UP OF THE SUNS RAYS AND IT WOULD LOOK SO AWESOMELY COOL EVERYONE WULD STOP AND STARE AND THEN THE PERSON WHO AT FIRST SHAVED MY HEAD WOULD GET REALLY JEALOUS AND START TO CRY AND I WOULD JUST SMILE AND LAUGH AND LAUGH. ohhh yeah.

oh... It's on... She won't know about the ground pepper in her подушка cover, icyhot on the toilet seat, или about the sugar bowl refilled with salt until it's too late... That's of course if I had a girlfriend XD

I would the same to him !

Check myself into an insane asylum. I don't have a boyfriend.

I Will Be Panicked,But...I Will Любовь Him!

And I Will Wear A Wig!
(LOL)

Kill him.... if i was Keith make out with him xD

let's see... since it is Shion... KILL him!

OH crap if my bf ever did that! pff he wouldnt ever see the light of день agian*evil laugh*

I would break up with him, then kill him. NOBODY TOUCHES MY HAIR.

BREAK HIM.

rip their сердце out. put it on a stick. roast it infront of them. put it back inside them. rip it out again and make them eat it.

no one messes with my hair DX

Kill him... with a machete

i would kick him in the жопа, попка или somewhere else

I'd kill her parents, chop them up and put them in her chili. I didn't refer to any cartoon series, I came up with this plan all by myself. Oh, and I would train a пони to bite her in the ass, since she doesn't have a penis. This, too, didn't came from South Pa... uh, a certain cartoon series.

My hair is short, and it grows right back... Nothing.

перфоратор, удар, пунш him in the nose so hard that it bleeds, then kick him in the balls and say: 'I dump you'

Why would I shave my own head?
I don't have a freaken boyfriend..

EDIT: However If I did, it would matter. Personly, I would be asking what the hell he was doing in my room and for him to get out. I would dump him and make him buy a wig for me... XXD
But if he was really sorry then the convosation would go like this!!

Me: WTH? DUDE!!
Boyfriend: What?!
Me: WHY DID Ты DO THAT!?
Boyfriend: I... I...
Me: Thats it, I'm dumping you! I'm going back with my X-boyfriend!
Boyfriend: Ты don't have one
Me: Yeah, its you...

People, put this is mind, I dont have a boyfriend...

Well, first I would go like "......what?" Then stare into Космос for 2 hours.

unless i REALLY loved, i would slap him really hard and then dump him and tell him to fuck off and never let me see his fucking disgusting face ever again. and then id go buy a wig.

Well, there's the phrase Ты reap what Ты sow...












Needless to say, he'd wake up with no hair and a very pissed girlfriend. или ex-girlfriend.

Oh, I'd slice his throat open. *grabs нож and "playfully" jabs it in the air* :-D

MY HAIR!? Oh, nobody touches...da hair! x) My boyfriend would never do that, he's too sweet. But if he did....Oooh...The world would end from me screaming so loudly.

*gets out gun* Fuck the police.



But I don't have a boyfriend. x]

Cut off his balls, roast them on a stick and sell them to the hungry kids on the улица, уличный или a pedophile online. After when some one buys/ gets them I send a message to сказал(-а) person to take a picture of them holding them and to send it back to me. Then I would вперед it back to him.

That is if I had a boyfriend...... :'(

Wouldn't be suprized, he'd do something like that. I mean I would be ticked off to if I was locked in a closet all day.

Screen at the вверх of my lungs and ignore him for a month. No one and I mean NO ONE!! Messes with my hair but me and my mom.

Um...I think it would be over...

If my girlfriend shaved my head while I am asleep, I would bring her a present for being such a dominant woman.

I'd probably scream really loud & just start hitting my boyfriend, asking y in the world he would do that!?