WHat do Ты think of what just happened?

so here's how it all when down:
My mom just called to tell me she's going to dinner, so...
Mom: just called to check on you
Me: okay, pick me up something while your out, kay?
Mom: Okay. Make sure all the doors are locked okay?
Me: mom, what do Ты take me for?
Mom: Um, a fifteen год old.
Me: Oh, okay, so why don't I just unlock all the doors, open them up, crake up some loud scream-o and let all the Pedobears in, huh? 'Cuz I'm just that stupid.
Mom:*hangs up*

I actually did as she asked, but in that sracstic statement, I made a point : I am not that stupid. nough said.

*go's of and plays video game with friend...*