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What is the creepiest pickup line Ты have ever heard?

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Mine:
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom сказал(-а) I couldn't go by myself.

LOL, a guy in 9th grade сказал(-а) that to me when asking me out! I сказал(-а) no (obviously) Do Ты guys have any creepy pickup lines?


 cuteypuffgirl posted Больше года
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wierdgem7 said:
Hey, can Ты catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

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AWE! how is this creepy? ^ ^ <3
coriann posted Больше года
cleo-mermaid said:
Розы are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD
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XD
girpandababies posted Больше года
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Seems legit! XDD
trainofdoom82 posted Больше года
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wth it works?
coriann posted Больше года
Me_Iz_Here said:
"I want to treat Ты like my homework. Slam Ты on the стол письменный, стол and do Ты all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.
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victoriya121212 said:
all of these.

Germany: Would Ты like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when Ты walked in.

America: Would Ты like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me Показать Ты how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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all of these. Germany: Would Ты like to sample my bratwurst? Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when Ты walked in. America: Would Ты like to take a trip to the Washington Monument? Canada: Let me Показать Ты how well I handle my hockey stick! England: My Big Ben just struck 12 Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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what do they say???
11sockmonkey posted Больше года
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I can't read them. Can Ты tell me what they say? The pictures look so funny... With da raep faces and such.
XxXLolaXxX posted Больше года
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^It's a joke from Hetalia. Don't take it too seriously. That Показать makes fun of my country as well.
BlindBandit92 posted Больше года
Usui--takumi said:
"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would Ты like to be in my Далее фото shoot?"
"Do Ты believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme Главная with you."
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have people actually ever сказал(-а) these to you?
cuteypuffgirl posted Больше года
annabeth-crazed said:
quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled или fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.
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dreamcatcher321 said:
Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did Ты just fart? Cause Ты blow me away!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
coriann posted Больше года
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XDXDXDXDXD
coriann posted Больше года
InvaderRife said:
Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left
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O-------------O
coriann posted Больше года
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yep
InvaderRife posted Больше года
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somebody сказал(-а) that to me too;p
TotalDramaChick posted Больше года
Champman3 said:
The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would Ты like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time
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LOL! lmfao ^ ^
coriann posted Больше года
Twilight_Dream said:
You're so cute. I wanna lock Ты up in my basement, naked.
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O.O....creepy
coriann posted Больше года
smartone123 said:
"hey little kid Ты want to come into may car for candy?"
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AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! D:
coriann posted Больше года
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Pedobear.^
NikkiLovesMJ posted Больше года
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:3
smartone123 posted Больше года
NikkiLovesMJ said:
Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck Ты up.


o.o ..
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TotalDramaChick said:
My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do Ты want it in the front или the back?

I dont want to come between you... или do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do Ты like rainbows, cause Ты can taste my радуга any time.


Розы are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in Ты

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD


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kissgwen13 said:
everytime i look at your picture Ты always look so beatury so bright why won't Ты go out with me just let me Любовь Ты and Hold Ты around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend сказал(-а) dis.
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thejokersgirl13 said:
Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O
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Hahaha
NinaDobrev13 posted Больше года
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lmfao
coriann posted Больше года
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Hiii coriann! :D
thejokersgirl13 posted Больше года
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