when someone says he/she has a chob what does that mean?

Sounds like a blowjob gone bad O_o

What's a chob? O_o

Errrr, is that troll for job, или something like that? Actually, I have no idea.

Hmm...is it chode или chob?
According to Urban Dictionary, chob is:

1) The act of being a complete moron, asshat или assclown
2) Claiming Ты actually know what it is Ты are doing while Ты clearly do not

>Would Ты guys just shut up and stop being such chobs?
>Gosh, Ты guys are being such chobs, will Ты just do it?