Wanna touch my abs?

No... but... can I eat your hand?

No thanks... ._.

The dog has abs?

... WTF?

Aww is your doggy named Abs? :O -pets the dog- :D
Oh, did Ты mean you?
No. :P

.....YES

Even if I wanna, how?

Nope!

Y? .....Who cares!ok!:D

you're not Keith,

your CUTE!!

No Thanks.
Thank Ты For Offering Though ._.

Are Ты луч, рэй луч, рэй oh your not yeah no i'm good

That dog is cute

Ты или the dog?
lolz:::::)))))<3

Abs is your dog?

Why would i want to touch your abs?Lol.

I would rather cut my hand off

*looks at photo*

You're not Mandy Musgrave или Anna Silk,.. So no.

And judging how we can't even see your abs, it's most probable that Ты don't have any.

*tries to touch your abs but ends up putting fingermarks all over the computer screen* Darn!

Yes I'll touch them by punching Ты in the abs. Why the fuck are Ты asking these questions? >.>

I would have to see them first but yeah I would:)

Fun Fact:
If Ты look in the mirror, Ты see yourself about ten times as beautiful as Ты actually are.

Maybe this includes seeing abs when they aren't there too.

Until your abs look like this, I have no intention of touching them.

I don't see any abs

Yes, I would Любовь to squeeze your head until it pops. Thank you.

Sure oh and btw Ты are kinda cute. and so is your dog lolz!

maybe

What flavor are they?

I like my abs artificial виноград flavored only.

Sure why not

ಠ_ಠ

Why the fuck would I want to?

your hot O___O
so is your dog abs (:

Ты are very cute but I already have a boyfriend and I'm faithful to him so.........I'm sorry but no ):
Cute dog btw (:

The cake is a lie.
Your argument is invalid.

No thats awkward, even though your really cute...

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Ты mean the abs that are actually just permanent marker drawn on your stomach?
No thanks, broski.