What do Ты say when your in the Bathroom, yi=ou open up your chapstick, and it falls out of the tube onto the ground that hasn't been mopped in ages?

I hate Ты chapstick.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

wth?

I'd say, "Hm, that's weird...I've never bought chapstick."

I don't even buy chapstick...

So...I'd ask myself, "Where the heck did that come from...?

Then, I'd shrug and leave...

I say....*well.....shit...*

Funny thing is that happened to me yesterday haha!

I'd say:




"Shit." xD

The typical human being's casual response;







"Fuck."

или sometimes "Oh, that's just great, just my luck". Depends on the day.

But it's usually one of the very few things that keeps me connected and comparable to the rest of the human race. :/

Fuck, not again

CURSE Ты CHAPSTICK !

Why am I lingering around in the bathroom in the first place? I HATE bathrooms. They're disgusting.
Well, all things considered, I'd probably throw a fit about how disgusting bathroom floors, actually floors in general, are. Then I'd get depressed because I spent money on that and it's a waste, but I'm a germaphobe to an extreme so I'd throw it away in my disgust and maybe buy another one.

:P

i like to keep my chapstick in the tube if ya know what i mean ;) ;)


yea i dont know what i mean either...

I'd say eh, I ddnt like u anyways CHAPSTICK! Then I'd ask myself why hasn't anyone mopped the floors? Then I'd. Kick the chapsticks butt and walk out like nuffin happened. And seriously, UNICORN FARTS?!