Turn around! Turn around right now and don't look. And while Ты turn around, Ты know what I'm gonna do? Imma flash my titties and you'll never know because you'll be turned around.
How the hell'd Ты get to the third floor? There's no way to scale the wall; and I don't see a ladder. *looks person up and down then pushes them off my window* I'm sleeping; leave a message at the beep. -BEEP- *goes back to bed*
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*wakes up at seven and hits play on recording; only to hear a long drawn out scream and a thud*
I am not in control of my body in the morning so be warned!
I would be like "Who the hell are you? Come near me and I will hurt you. *creeper comes nearer* Alright that's it. Wah! Wah, like a little freaky ninja! *beats up the guy, then ties him up and sits on him* Incidentally, how DID Ты get up here?
I would say:" Fuck off!" Then opening the window and throwing the person out of the roff, then he's dead and I realize it was a friend of me then I'll whistle innocent and go back to sleep xD no I wouls simply Показать him/her the finger and keep on sleeping
If I know them, open the window, Вопрос their reasoning for doing that, ask how the hell they got here at this hour, then start a conversation. (However, I have some Друзья to whom I'd just say "Read Homestuck" and slam the window on them) If I don't или barely know them, I ask how the hell they got to my house and then beat them with a brick. The above is all voided if I didn't wear pajama pants.