Эй, what is Ты Избранное phrase?

Women should be respected. Lady Germany should be feared. -Finland's sign

May the fleas of a thousand camels feast happily on your lower regions. - Shazam

'Screw this, let's fuck.'

"You can't imagine how many girls would kill to be standing up right now" -Matt Good/ Bryan Starzzzz BVB interview #4

1: Like a boss
2: Be gone with that bullshit
3: Orly

young forever
fuck normality
no regrets , just love
im a lover , not a fighter
anything is possible
dreaming is believing
fuck it
summer lovein
its so fluffy
party hard
free hugs
come to the dark side .. we got cookies

Desu.

DAFUQ???

A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.

Be careful around dragon for Ты are crunchy and good with ketchup.

When it doubt, blame Elmo.

Girls use logic, boys use duct tape.

Darkness is not evil, simply misunderstood

Out of doubt, out of dark to the day’s rising
I came Пение in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope’s end I rode and to heart’s breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!

If Ты told me Ты were going to jump off a cliff, I wouldn't jump with you. I'd be at the bottom to catch you.

No one is worth your tears and when Ты find someone who is, they won't make Ты cry.

Sometimes Ты get to the end of the радуга and Ты find out that the leprechauns booby-trapped the pot of gold.

Usually I am remarkably good natured, try me on a день that doesn't end it 'Y'

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