worst pick-up lines?

"Are Ты a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between Ты and me is latex."
"I Остаться в живых my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do Ты have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do Ты know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can Показать Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause Ты look a lot like my Далее girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are Ты Остаться в живых ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do Ты mind if I pick Ты up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do Ты work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw Ты checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do Ты wanna go to my place and play house? Ты can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng by sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

Эй, baby if your were a bad пицца i would still eat Ты

"If I told Ты Ты had a good body would Ты hold it against me?" >#<

или ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 секунды to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are Ты from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are Ты from Equestira because there is Любовь and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I сказал(-а) so he looked at the British girl and сказал(-а) "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and сказал(-а) " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a белка and Ты were a squirrel, would Ты let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your стул in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do Ты have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. Ты want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If Ты jingle my bells, I’ll promise Ты a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.