Who agrees with this: "When a girl says 'Don't worry about it' Ты better fucking worry about it!

I don't.
I'm a girl.
Whenever I say "Don't worry about it" it means "Drop the god damned subject, don't bring it up again." или "Leave me the fuck alone, I don't want to talk about it."
Not "worry about it".

I hate generalizations like this.

Boy: *Limps into the house.*
girl: OMG, what happened?
Boy: I fell off my bike, actually the peddal came off and I twisted my ankle.
girl: Oh, don't worry about it, should I call a doctor and get Ты a sanwitch.
Boy: *Look at image below.* she сказал(-а) don't worry about it!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro really
really
freaking stereotypes

I don't.
Because depending on how it's said, girls saying "Don't worry about it", could mean expect the worse или relax a bit. Not to mention the factor of the internet, where the verbal part of communication is somewhat lost, and Ты can't hear the voice of the other person. Therefore, Ты have no idea of knowing whether it was truly something to worry about или not.

Stereotypes for the most part SUCK.

Not every girl acts like that. And honestly if someone did pull a stunt like that with me. I would never trust anything that she said.

I don't agree with this at all.

I'm a girl, and when I say "don't worry about it" it means don't worry about it.

NO. It's like "Dude, I already know what I am doing, now shut up and leave me alone before I eviscerate Ты with a масло, сливочное масло knife!"

No, I don't fucking agree. I'm a female and when I say "don't worry 'bout it" I mean don't worry about it, it's not important.

I'm a girl and when I say that it means "I have it under control and if Ты don't stop bugging me about it I'm going to перфоратор, удар, пунш your face"

I think it's one of those things that Ты need to pay attention to how it's said. High school is long behind me, but I can tell Ты that that passive-aggressive bs doesn't disappear in adulthood.

not always

Depends on the girl...