hoo be callin u ratchet?

.............I hate it when people intentionally misspell words.

In answer to what appears to be some form of question...

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another Источник o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. Ты think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be вверх o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, Ты buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're рыба Еда now, lad.

... Ты need a medic?

OMG wat du she got on
SHE RATCHET
Her lacefront iz all wrong
CAUSE SHE RATCHET
Gimme the phone im bout 2 take dis gurl a picture
SHE RATCHET
I cant stand her ohhh she 2 fake
See I anit got time for dis im to grown
(ima skip)
Gurl Lemme tell u where I got my mista mista
GURL WAT
A baby boi nd it came wit a sista
Yes im pregno nd I still hit dhe club in dhe middle floor no shoes WUZ UP

I'm wit #Teamflipphone #TeamChrisBrown if yah don't shut it up логово, ден i'm #Teamshutitdown

I knowest not who thou art, but thine speach is... is... unbearable. I knowist not of 'rachet' или why the number 2 should be so present in thine speach. Wherefore art thou from? Your dialect is heavy and your speach, incomprehencable.