What's your joke of the day?

Heres mine...
what did the рыба say when he swam into a concrete wall?
"Dam!" XD

YOU'RE my joke of the day!

LOL just kidding. That's mean.

LOL I've seen that joke before.Well here's mine:

What did Bill Gates named MicroSoft after? His dick.

LOL JK Thats rude, so heres another one:

Son: Dad! I broke a mirror! Am gonna have 7 years of bad luck!
Dad: O'Common son. Thats NOTHING. Do Ты know what gives Ты 18 years of Bad luck?
Son: What?
Dad: A broken condom.