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there was a women driving realy fast so the police officer pulled her over and сказал(-а) can i please have your licence. so she сказал(-а) im sorry i dont know what it looks like. then the police officer сказал(-а) its a square shape with a picture of Ты in it. so she went thru her bag and pulled out a lipstick then she pulled out a brush then she pulled out a mirrior and looked in it then she сказал(-а) oh i found it is this it. then the police officer looked at the mirrior and сказал(-а) oh im sorry i didnt know Ты are a police officer too
nafela posted Больше года
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no it dosnt have to be oppropriate it can be as overrated as Ты want it to be
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Ok LOL
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Free_Spirit said:
hahaha okay this is an Australian joke.
Isn't it funnyhow americans name they're kids with traits they hope to grow up with, "Oh faith go find Hope, they're over they're talking to charity, they're waiting for honour.What if an australian did that.
"Hey his is my son opening batsmen, heres me eldest, вверх bloke, ah heres me daughter haha big tits"

okay i got another one i'm editing here.
little mary margerat went to a catholic school, but always fell asleep. One день the nun asked her marry margaret, who created heaven and earth. Little johnny behind her, decided to help her and poked his pencil into the back of her head.
"God almight," mary margaret cries. the nun praises her and contiues a bit later the nun asks her "who is mans saviour,", little johny sticks his pencil into her back again, and she cries out, "Jesus Christ" the nun continues and a little while later she asked mary margaret a question. "What did Eve say to adam after her 27th child," the nun asked. Little john poked her again and mary margaret yelled, "If Ты stick that stick in me one еще time, i'll snap it in half"
okay thats it

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no offence to australians, cause I'm an australian
Free_Spirit posted Больше года
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i have a Христианство one, but i don't want to offend anyone, but its not that bad
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okay that is my last joke
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McDreamyluva said:
You: knock knock
Me: who's there
You: ......
Me: that's what I thought

HAHAHA it's so lame xD
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lmao
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momo0231 said:
i have one but no offence to blonde people i have tons of Друзья who are blonde

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of овца, овцы and thought,
"Oh! Those овца, овцы are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many овца, овцы Ты have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, сказал(-а) she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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LOL that is funny!
HuddyBrave posted Больше года
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uh i didnt get it she took a овца, овцы and he asked her for his dog back
nafela posted Больше года
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hahahahaha that is awesome. I've heard that in another version with politicians though
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HuddyBrave said:
Its a blonde joke....sorry if I offend any of Ты blondes. Cuz i Любовь blondes LOL
One: A blonde, burnett, and red head escape from prison. They find a дерево to hide in, and the police were after them. So the Burnett said,"Caw Caw." The red head said," Who who." and the Blonde said, " Woof woof" so the police find them and they are chased into a куст, буш the Burnett said," Woof Woof." the red head said," Meow moew" and the blonde said, "Caw Caw". So the police chase them out of the куст, буш and into an alley with a dead end. So the burnett said," Earthquake!" and the police scattared and she got away. The red head said," Flood!" and again she got away. The blonde said," Fire!! Opps"

ill just post that one LOL the other is not-so appriate lol
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dardarvinxxx said:
this blonde joke.im not trying to make fun of blondes.

ok one день a blonde,brunette,and a redhead were on a games show.the Вопрос was,"how many years are in a decade.?"the brunette said,"i think itz 300"then the host said,"sorry thatz wrong."then the red head said,"i think itz 40"the host said,"sorry thatz wrong too."then the it was the blondes turn.she said."I THINK..."THEN THE HOST SAID,"SORRY THATZ WRONG!"
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lmaooooo
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dustfinger said:
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the вверх level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes Холодное сердце in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!"
One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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lmao thats realy funny
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hahaha thats awesome
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Shelly_McShelly said:
not trying to offend anyone with this joke, and sorry if i do.

theres a chinese man, a japanese man, an american guy and an australian guy on a plane.
the pilot says to the passengers that the plane is too heavy and they each have to throw something out of the plane.
the chinese man says, "in the name of china, i throw out these needles", the japanese man says "in the name of Япония i throw out these chopsticks", the american says " in the name of america, i throw out these knives" and the Australian man says "in the name of australia i throw out this bomb"
when the chinese man gets off the plane, he's walking along and sees a boy crying and asks why. the boy says " when i looked up i got pins in my eyes" and the man walks away laughing.
the jap man is walking along and sees a boy crying and asks. the boy says"when i looked up i got chopsticks in my eyes" and the man walks away laughing.
the american man is walking along and sees a boy crying and asks. the boy says"when i looked up i got knives in my eyes" and the man walked away laughing.
the australian man was walking along and saw a boy laughing and he asks him why. the бухта, залив says "when i farted my house blew up!"

sorry its really long!!!
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lmao off this is realy realy funny
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hahaha thats awesome
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Gracie1995 said:
okay so there's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all on a mountain and they have to jump of and make a wish that will help them survive the jump.
first the brunette jumps off and says I wish I was a cat and lands safely on the ground.
then the redhead jumps off and says I wish I was a bird and flys away safely.
lasty the blonde jumps off and says I wish I was... *stubs toe* SHIT! falls to the ground as a pile of shit.
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looool
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aya_halaby said:
sorry if im offending enyone

there was a plain with a american man a chinese man and a lebanese man on a plain. the american man waved his hand out of the wondow and сказал(-а) yay yay im almost Главная i can see the hudson river. the chinese man waved his head out of the window and сказал(-а) yay yay im almost Главная i can see the great big Стена of china. then the lebanese man waved his hand out of the window and сказал(-а) yay yay im almost Главная they'v stolen my watch
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Эй, nafela u machine come over im realy bored i'v missed ya
aya_halaby posted Больше года
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btw hows ur bf is he better im gonna cum visit him when im free
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bye
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TOTALIzzyluver said:
ok this one i made up myself:
Q:How do u wake up Lady Gaga?
A:Poker face!
And here is one i use 2 help me with science class really cheesey nerd joke but Эй, if ur smart u'll get it
Q:Why was the гриб invited to the party?
A:Because he was a Fungi! (prounced Fun-guy) so get a mushroom's kingdom is fungi which is prounced fun-guy so yea i no LAME
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bubble_babe said:
Ok, not to afend anyone but this joke is awesome.

Ok So theirs a Black man, Chinies Man, And A Mexican. Ther where all Остаться в живых in the woods for 3 days.
but then they saw a nice farm, with lots of food, so they go get some,
But then the farmer came out with a shot gun and says.
"Alright shove that Еда up your ass. and dont laugh."
the black man looks at the Mexican and laughs.
the farmer shoots him,
the Chinies man looks at the Mexican and Laughs
the farmer shoots him,
later on in hevan they're talking to some dead people that also died by the farmer.
Dead guy: So why Ты two laugh?
Black man: The Mexican had 6 water melons.
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lollipopszx3 said:
There were these three men who worked on a construction building.
Lunch time:
First Man: Oh no chicken буррито again? If I have another chicken буррито I'm going to jump off this building!
секунда Man: Oh Ham and swiss again? If I get this tomorrow I am going to jump off this building!
Third man: Oh no bagel again? If I get another bagel I am going to jump off this building!
The Далее день they all got the same lunch and jumped off the building.
First Man's wife: If he didn't like the chicken буррито why didn't he tell me? *crying*
секунда Mans' wife: If he didn't like ham and swiss why didn't he tell me? *crying*
Third man's wife: I don't get it... He packed his own lunch today.
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LMFAO!
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looooool
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hahaha
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BellaCullen96 said:
A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, Далее to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about five минуты then moves to the other end of the bar. The bar owner walks up to him and asks if he would like a drink. He orders a пиво and says, "Man! That guy down there sure does complain alot. He thinks he's got it rough, but his life is easy!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, mister! I've seen Ты in here before. You're in here any день of the week at any time. Just what do Ты do for a living?" The guy replies, "I make bets for a living. I'll Показать you. I'll bet Ты $5 I can bite my right eye!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Okay, you're on." The guy takes his glass eye out and clenches it between his teeth. The bartender says, "I didn't know Ты had a glass eye. Ты win." The guy then says, "I'll let Ты win your money back. I'll bet Ты $5 I can bite my left eye." The bartender thinks for a moment and replies, "I know you're not blind so Ты can't have two glass eyes. Okay, your on!" The guy then proceeds to take his false teeth out of his mouth and clamps them over his left eye. With this, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, Ты won again. As Ты can see, I don't do a lot of business in here. I can't afford to make any еще bets with you." The guy replies, "I'll tell Ты what. I'll give Ты a guaranteed way to win your money back. I'll bet Ты $10 that I can walk six feet away and pee in this bottle, which I'll leave here on the bar. I won't miss a drop. I won't even hit the rim, it will go right in the bottle." After a few минуты of thought, the bartender says, "There's no way! You're on!" The guy walks six feet from the bar, drops his pants and pees all over everything. He pees on the bar, the stools, the floor, even the bartender. He doesn't even come close to hitting the bottle, let alone getting it in the bottle. With this, the bartender starts laughing and exclaims, "Ahah! I knew Ты couldn't do it. I won my back my $10!" Just then, the guy at the other end of the bar passes out. The bartender looks down at him and says, "What happened to him?" The guy replies, "Oh, he'll be alright. I just bet him $1,000 that I could piss all over Ты and your bar and you'd laugh about it."
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LOL!
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No offense to blondes out there, but I have a couple really funny blonde jokes. Okay, so a blonde and a redhead met for ужин after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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LOL
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familyguygirl34 said:
there was a blonde trying to buy a tv,but the cashier сказал(-а) "no blondes allowed" pointed to a sign that сказал(-а) it too.the blonde went Главная and dyed her hair red and went back to the store, the cashier сказал(-а) "no blondes allowed"she went back Главная and dyed her hair black, she went to the store and the cashier сказал(-а) "no blondes allowed" the got mad and said,"how do Ты know im blonde"?the cashier сказал(-а)
"because,that's not a tv,It's a mircowave!
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lmaaao this is sooo funny
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