I slapped you, but Ты сказал(-а) nothing. I kicked you, yet Ты сказал(-а) nothing. I f*cked Ты and you...?

You're going to f*ck me when I am a girl? o.o
Okay. I don't mind it at all. Maybe I might just tie Ты up and make Ты my um...slave. >:U

went into hibernation mode and then suddenly became pregnant with Котята because your a pussy..YES, a pussy. Reason? Because Ты couldn't just fuck me like a normal person, Ты had to go and fuck me with a pussy!!

Ты slapped me, but I сказал(-а) nothing. Ты kicked me, yet I сказал(-а) nothing. Ты f*cked me and I kicked in the place the sun don't shine mate.
Go back to your mothers womb and re-live your life. Without becoming a person who would f*ck someone. Okay, end of this story.

"Oh. I see what Ты did there." *kills you* "and I don't like it."

aren't Ты a girl? so how can Ты "fuck me" when i'm the one packing and your the carrier? i could simply just refuse... unless i got drugged или something... otherwise... i guess it would have to be consensual...

Enjoy it xd

First off
I am not gay
секунда off
hell no
Third off
*bitch please* I dare Ты to touch me.
*pulls out AK47* I dare you.

I ripped ur nuts off and served them to Ты on a silver platter

"1-800-Choke-That-Ho"

Stabbed the shit out of you, like a boss

slapped Ты afterword!
Cuz im not gay I must have been drunk LOL xD

If Ты kick me ill kick Ты back. If slap me I slap Ты 10 times harder. If yo fucked ill punch, kick, slap ,and ill do the wind mill

screamed RAPEEE because Ты are raping me. How dare you?

wouldn't that be technically impossible? Me being a girl and all...