TMI:Who сказал(-а) it?~Round 1♥

Welcome to the #1 game of sentences and phrases from TMI♥
Rules:1)Just answer the following Вопросы and get the price of 23 probs~just of the 1st round~♥
2)you can add Ссылки
3)follow all the rules
4)the last and most important...HAVE FUN♥
Round 1st~1st place:23 probs
2nd place:13 probs
3rd place:5 probs
*and all the participants will get 1 prob for talking part
---------------QUESTIONS----------------
Who said:
a)you know when the most girls say they want a rock for their birthday,they don't exactly mean it
b)If Ты see Alicante with it's beautiful demons towers,you'll Любовь them,is just Ты born and grow up at Brooklyn
c)I'm pure at heart,that repels the dirt
d.1)Jesus
d.2)No,just me,but some people say I look like him
e.1)what's your name?
e.2)Samuel
f)You don't even want to meet me too your parents
g)If Ты didn't Kiss him at Mortal War I don't know if I could find out what I really am