Would Ты like to be a zombie?

No, because then I'd technically be dead.

It has been my dream to be a dead,rotting,smelly corpse that eats human flesh.

GOD NO !!! IM SCARED OF THEM
I'll be a vampire или a cannibal или a witch
* zombie breaks in house *
me : AHHH !!!! * picks up gun and clever *
BAM !!!! * shouts like the psycho I am *
Me : * holds up clever * WHO WANTS SOME
dad : oh god not this again

Well... it would be cool to be immortal.. until I want to die.

Hell nah..id like to kill a zombie though..does that count