What is the worst way to respond to 'I Любовь you'?

Either saying "thank you" или something along the lines of...

Canyounot.

I always say "I Любовь myself too" in response to other people that aren't my boyfriend или my family, and they always have that look on their face hahahahah.

I'm guessing something to do with rape или killing или torturing. That would be a horrible response.

And I Любовь (someone else`s name hear)

Not responding can be bad... I do that when I don't know them that well/don't believe them. xD

a slap!

LOL once I had this boyfriend (he used to be my best guy friend befor that) who told me he loved me a lot but unfortunately I realized I didn't Любовь him back so I usually answered... *awkward silence*, "thanks", "okay", *this is just our first date, omg!" haha, it was pretty bad xD

Perhaps if Ты start laughing hysterically.