What are some really annoying stupid или maybe funny Вопросы to ask through text??

If Ты wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

Hope Ты liked it!

Do Ты find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my Друзья

Are Ты using your phone? :D

I Остаться в живых my phone, can Ты ring it?#facebook

или a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' Ты can make it come up as 'I find Ты so hot. Let's date' или 'I want Ты to Kiss me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure Ты can think of worse if Ты have time.

или Ты could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone или put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' или Donald Duck.

Do Ты like to eat frog legs?
Do Ты like to pet Динозавры too?
I want 12 kids. How many do Ты want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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