What would Ты do if Ты saw this in the middle of the night ?

depends on which "middle of the night". around 12 i'd probably shoot the fuck up outta постель, кровати and start beating it with a baseball bat. around 3am, i'm so chill i'd just say "yo" and invite it to watch Аниме with me.

Roll over and go back to sleep..

It's just Bob and the Rake. They're not even scary
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I'd be excited to see them, they're like my 8th and 9th fave Creepypasta
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But whatd i do is say. "Hey Bob. Эй, Rake. Go bother Jeff или Sally или Ben или somethin. Cuz im tryin to sleep"
And theyd leave and go annoy the hell outta Jeffy cuz i сказал(-а) so..hehe

I'd have a сердце attack.

Depends on the time of the day, или where I am. It could be just a sculpture at a museum. But if it was moving at 12am, I'd scream and run. I have a thing with touching creepy/gross things Ты see... *shudder*

Kill it with my Sword of Judgement.

i would run away wake up my parents and tell them to look out the window if they dont look outside i will say my theres a burglar outside

Reminds me of the Iron Maiden from Resident Evil.

I'd be thinking I am hallucinating.

Brutal Obscene Beast has no arms, so he'll be easy to beat.

As for The Rake... Just use his claws against him.

I'd ignore it. There's no way I'm letting stupid Крипипаста monsters interrupt my midnight Аниме watching spree!

What would happen:
Meh: Screw. You. *Takes out excalibur and fights dem.* >:3
Meh: No fricken' creepypastas are gonna ruin my sleep. >:l

i'd remember words of wisdom by finn, then go back to bed.