How else are Ты going to cover your entire body in арахис масло, сливочное масло without staining your clothes!? If Ты want to stain them, that's fine, but I won't be the one trying to get the арахис масло, сливочное масло out! I'll be too busy getting rid of the holes we dug. I mean, this is technically illegal, and I don't want to get arrested...