In a world of ____ one man with a ____ will hit a ___ with a ____

In a world of ducks, one man with a penis will hit a martian (allegedly Andrew Garfield) with a wet fish.

in a world of Fanpop users one man with a smiley face will hit a bug called uaan repeatedly with a heavy tank

In a world of stupid people one man with a strange idea will hit a man with a baseball bat!

In a world of Asgard one man with pretty looks will hit Justin Bieber with a Thor's hammer.

In a world of potato one man with a leprechaun will hit a гиннес, guinness, гиннесса bottle with a pot of gold.

Fiddly-dee potatoes!

The penis game works well here.

No, I am not sorry.

This is what I get for being around my workplace for too long.