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Tell me something stupid and Болталка или just stupid или random... LOL GO!!

Cheese is yummy with pickles and cream cheese and ham.....
 Tell me something stupid and Болталка или just stupid или random... LOL GO!!
 EminemAddict09 posted Больше года
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McDreamyluva said:
One of the Worst Jobs in the world: Animal Masturbator

Researchers who want animal sperm -to study fertility или for artificial insemination-have a suite of attractive options: They can ram an electric probe up an animal's rectum, shove an artificial
vagina onto the animal's penis, или simply do it the старомодный way-manual stimulation. The first option, electroejaculation, uses a priapic rectal probe to send electricity pulsing through the animal's nether regions. "All the normal excitatory signals that stimulate ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with the current from the probe," says Trish Berger, professor of animal science at the университет of California, Davis. "It's fascinating. Of course, this is a woman talking." Electroejaculation generally requires anesthetizing the animal and is typically used on zoo dwellers. The other two methods-the artificial vagina, или AV, and the good old hand-require that Животные be trained to the procedure. The AV-a large latex tube coated with warm lubricant -is used primarily to get sperm from dairy bulls (considered the most ornery and dangerous of bovines). The бык gets randy with a steer; when he mounts the steer with his forelegs, a Храбрая сердцем technician, AV in hand, insinuates himself between the two aroused beasts and deftly redirects the бык penis into the mock genitalia, which he must then hold tight while the бык orgasms. (Talk about бык riding!) Three additional technicians attempt to ensure this (fool)hardy soul's safety by anchoring themselves to restraining ropes attached to a ring in the bull's nose. Alas, this isn't always absolutely effective: Everyone who's wielded an AV has had at least one close call, and еще than a few have been sent to the hospital. The much safer "digital pressure" is used mostly with pigs, who are trained from an early age to mount a small bench while the researcher reaches around with a gloved hand and provides appropriate pleasure-er, pressure.

and here I think school sucks... I'll never complain again!

*btw don't expect me to post a picture...just NO!*
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posted Больше года 
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wow just wow LOL ............ thats ok... just no is right
EminemAddict09 posted Больше года
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HAHAHAHA yeah, a very VERY interesting job to have... O_O
McDreamyluva posted Больше года
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o_O Really Болталка
demon_wolf posted Больше года
nafela said:
well..lets see what shall i say...um...i dont know. helloooo ok i'l tell Ты a bit about my self Эй, my name is Nafela but Ты can call me ella

ok im turning 17 on november 13th witch means my birthday is this friday yay...im so excited. i live in Central Sydney Australia. i hate cheese i Любовь сельдерей and capsicum and vegemite yum i Любовь vegemite and i hate nutella yuk eww its disgusting and pointless its got to much fat and carbs my boyfriends name is ashton but people call him ash his 18...ok what els...um..hmm oh im a vegetarian aha oh my best friend sabrina lives with me yeah and she сказал(-а) hi to who ever Ты are ok i Любовь gossip girl ok my dads Australian American my moms Lebanese but she lives in france at the moment she works there as a fashion designer ok this is getting realy realy Болталка but Ты asked for it so your gonna have to eccept it ok lets see what els i have to share with Ты i have no brothers and no sisters im an only child thanks god i hate children ok this Рождество i want a new laptop a new car a щенок a Nintendo ds i also want to renivate my appartment i want to go on a joliday to newyork city i want to visit my mom in france. i had greek салат for ужин today and for breakfast i had chekers Ты know that coco pops but the checkers kind and for lunch i had an яблоко and water i went to school like usual oh i go to braodway high school thats like 5 минуты from where i live and later on at about 9:30 me and my boyfrind are gonna go for a walk at brighton le sands thats a пляж, пляжный then i gonna come back Главная maybe do a little somthin something with him Ты know what im talking about and then go to постель, кровати and start a new день in the morning ok my fingers are starting to hurt i cant write enymore cya
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posted Больше года 
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Woop Happy Early Birthday!
McDreamyluva posted Больше года
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thank Ты
nafela posted Больше года
taisa said:
Eating your snots is healthy!

not that ive tried it but yeah! i came across it in a newspaper article:)
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snot? eww no thanks LOL
EminemAddict09 posted Больше года
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ROFL....
taisa posted Больше года
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Gross
demon_wolf posted Больше года
Jeffersonian said:
The eyes of Jack The Ripper's victims were photographed because police officers believed that the last image they saw was imprinted on their retinas. I've always been a weird fact buff, that's how I made the Scholastic Bowl team. I hope that's Болталка enough for you.
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demon_wolf said:
Heres something stupid I did.

I gave myself a bloody nose by sneezing. o_O
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LOL!
lollipopszx3 posted Больше года
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LOL too yay that is stupid
arianaggs posted Больше года
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Yea it is. I sneezed at school and hit my face of the desk, the result was a bloody nose and a one way trip to the nurse's office. =P
demon_wolf posted Больше года
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LOL
EminemAddict09 posted Больше года
GaGaBoi said:
My bums gone to sleep.
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breebree446 said:
They say Оружие don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think Оружие help. If Ты just stood there and yelled BANG not too many people would die.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever сказал(-а) nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...


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very intresting let me stand in front of my brother and say BANG!....nope, youre right. hes still alive and playing with his psp. they need to rewrite that. :)
Nayeli53 posted Больше года
Nayeli53 said:
im going to ask Ты the most stupidest Вопрос that was ever asked in my town. (im not joking) even four год olds know how to do this! this Вопрос is easier than 2+2........


WHO HAS EVER DRIVEN A CAR?

i have. i nearly killed me and my mom, but there was an скорая помощь nearby so we would have had a chance of living.
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lots of ppl...........................................
EminemAddict09 posted Больше года
dragonrider said:
I am going to tell Ты the dumbest twin Вопрос I have ever heard of. "Have Ты ever waken up in the morning and not know which twin Ты are?" The Вопрос was something like that.
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lol....
EminemAddict09 posted Больше года
ilovecreed13 said:
thank god i'm an atheist
this is my Избранное contradicting statement
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peterslover said:
Banana's are yummy, mushy, and good for all.....
well not for them ~LOL~
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 Banana's are yummy, mushy, and good for all..... well not for them ~LOL~
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