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Would u rather be chased by a nazi zombie или zombie hyena

plz dont call me names im russian and here im being followed by bunch of zombies right now
 RussianIdentity posted Больше года
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Kragfan1910 said:
Nazi zombie.
Here's my reasoning. Nazis follow a certain style of combat, based on the way they were trained. That combat relies on group tactics, often relying on the use of a machine gun.
Here's the thing. He's not going to be able to walk around in public with a machine gun, and if he doesn't want to be questioned, and possibly chased down by the police, he'd have to carry a pistol, или possibly a rifle.
Now, nazi rifles were one of two things, G43, или K98K. Both of those rifles are very very obsolete, and have heavy recoil. I doubt that a zombie would be стаут, толстый enough to handle the recoil of an 8mm mauser without breaking their shoulder, especially if the nazi has been dead and decomposing for a long time, as almost any dead nazi would have been.
If he has a pistol, and can support the recoil of a 9mm, then he would be at a disadvantage against most modern pistols, either for being less powerful, as in the case of modern revolvers, или by having less magazine capacity, as in most modern semi automatic pistols. This is also assuming he can support the firearm well enough to actually aim it.

So his tactics are useless outside of the field of battle, and his firearms are either outdated или ill suited to decomposing flesh.

I would much rather fight a nazi zombie than fight a neo nazi.
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 Nazi zombie. Here's my reasoning. Nazis follow a certain style of combat, based on the way they were trained. That combat relies on group tactics, often relying on the use of a machine gun. Here's the thing. He's not going to be able to walk around in public with a machine gun, and if he doesn't want to be questioned, and possibly chased down by the police, he'd have to carry a pistol, или possibly a rifle. Now, nazi rifles were one of two things, G43, или K98K. Both of those rifles are very very obsolete, and have heavy recoil. I doubt that a zombie would be стаут, толстый enough to handle the recoil of an 8mm mauser without breaking their shoulder, especially if the nazi has been dead and decomposing for a long time, as almost any dead nazi would have been. If he has a pistol, and can support the recoil of a 9mm, then he would be at a disadvantage against most modern pistols, either for being less powerful, as in the case of modern revolvers, или by having less magazine capacity, as in most modern semi automatic pistols. This is also assuming he can support the firearm well enough to actually aim it. So his tactics are useless outside of the field of battle, and his firearms are either outdated или ill suited to decomposing flesh. I would much rather fight a nazi zombie than fight a neo nazi.
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twinklestar11 said:
hmmmm hard, maybe the hyena zombies sorry i have to go
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yea...me too XD
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
ChiliPepperLuv said:
I guess I'll go with zombie. Zombies are kinda slow.
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they are it depends on the round
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
Harpaw8 said:
Nazi zombie probably
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they're the slowest on round 1
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
shaneoohmac13 said:
wat's the dif eh! they are both zombies eh!
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yea but the zombie hyena is еще deadly then nazi zombies
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
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and Ты also mispelled "wtf"
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
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see their is a diffrence
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
Sunflame said:
hyena
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Nick3600 said:
i dont get chased, i fuck. hard
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then Ты get infencted and Ты become nazi или if Ты fuck hyena Ты get rabies sorry bro
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
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They might still have STDs.
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CokeTheUmbreon said:
Neither cause I got a machine gun with me. 😈😈🔫🔫🔫🔫
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I'll blow dem fucking zombies down. All I need is some cool music.
CokeTheUmbreon posted Больше года
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and i got an ak47
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
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*high five* Let's go.
CokeTheUmbreon posted Больше года
Britt601 said:
Nazi Zombie.

Hyenas have an *incredible* bite radius that can chew through bones. So I'd much rather take a chance with the two-legged, though dead, mammal than an four-legged one.
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mhm they're slow too the Nazi zombies
RussianIdentity posted Больше года
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