If your pet had an occupation, what would it be?

is lazy жопа, попка and occupation??

Most likely, a Singer !!!!

A guard dog and a hunting dog. A crazy, defiant one at that!

My cat would be a wrestler. Despite her being a little chubby she's super strong.

A Wal-Mart greeter.

One dog would be a professional contemporary или ballet dancer. Other dog would be an unemployed диван, мягкий уголок potato :v Cat would probably be a lawyer maybe.
Idk. Those fit their personalities lol.

My oldest cat- Milly- would probably be on disability или something because she has separation anxiety and is scared of a lot of things.
...And she'd also probably think labour doesn't suit her because I've spoiled her rotten and she's a princess.

The other pets I have that are mine and not my parent's are just lil baby Котята so they're not old enough to work.