Will Ты marry me?

Sorry but I'm marrying this wonderful man right here.
I'm sure there's someone wonderful out there that loves Ты and is waiting for Ты to Любовь them back. If Ты haven't met them yet I hope one день you'll be able to.

Yes.

Sorry but I'm already married to this guy:

what's in it for me*


(*asking for a friend)

Nope. If I ever made the mistake (imho) of getting married I rather boobs and жопа, попка bruh

*Is taken*

We've been married since the really bad rp in like 2010.

I have a waifu.

i don't believe in marriage, im waiting till sexual intercourse