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Best answer contest : Why is your mom gay?

 Best answer contest : Why is your mom gay?
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so, I am going to post Вопрос now and then. Ты guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if Ты have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave Комментарии as well. It will be engaging and fun.
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Note: If Ты vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many Голоса one got. At the end of the competition, I will Список who got the most votes.
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zanhar1 said:
Because she saw your face.
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kingcesar67 said:
Because her daughter is prettier than her husband
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Mauserfan1910 said:
What the fuck did Ты just fucking say about me, Ты little bitch? I'll have Ты know I graduated вверх of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the вверх sniper in the entire US armed forces. Ты are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe Ты the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Ты think Ты can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so Ты better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing Ты call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill Ты in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable жопа, попка off the face of the continent, Ты little shit. If only Ты could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" Комментарий was about to bring down upon you, maybe Ты would have held your fucking tongue. But Ты couldn't, Ты didn't, and now you're paying the price, Ты goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over Ты and Ты will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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AquaMarine6663 said:
no u
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