What do Ты want to say right now?

Sometimes I want to take a verbal sword and swipe left on a mfer's existence.

“Ask me to cut my hair again, I dare you. I fucking dare you.”

What the absolute fucking shit goes through people's heads to make them become such a stupid сука for absolutely no fucking reason?

THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE. IT COULD NEVER BE A LIE !!!!