What's the funniest joke Ты know?

Let's keep the jokes relatively clean though kids.

These are Болталка Mitch Hedburg quotes:
I'm against pickets but I don't know how Показать it.

I have a cheese shredder at home. They don't call it by it's negative name because no one would buy it: Sponge Ruiner.

If I think of еще I'll edit.