Who is your least Избранное fictional character?

Overall, mine's the Volturi. My four reasons as to why I dislike them so much are;

1. The Volturi are supposed to be the scariest Вампиры in the Twilight series, but to me they're not scary at all. The only things the Volturi have that is supposedly fearsome are Jane and Alec, which brings me to my Далее reason.
2. Jane and Alec supposedly have terrifying gifts, but honestly....can't humans make people feel immense pain and go deaf & blind too? The only difference is that we usually need weapons and Jane and Alec don't. So it's actually not that petrifying.
3. A lot of people, mainly Twilight haters, say that Edward Cullen is the spousal abuser. But seriously...they should be looking at Caius. Caius actually hits a female vampire in Breaking Dawn!
4. This may be an odd statement, and only slightly understandable for Twilight Фаны that read the books, but my fourth reason is that they killed Bree. I was exceedingly interested in the idea of another Cullen joining the family, and it looked like Bree would accept the offer. But Jane had to unleash Felix on her and ruin it :/

And, yeah...that's why I like the Volturi and they are my least favorite.

The only reason why I don't hate them is because they're vampires, and with my being a huge vampire fanatic, they're saved by that.

What about you? :)