(Continued!)
The Далее день I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are Ты doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with Ты when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are Ты still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No one else can see me!AND,some thing ELSE will happen!"Khya answered."Nothing will happen again!Hope I didn't jinx that!"Jade said."GET ON THE FLOOR!NOW!!!!"A robber сказал(-а) as he pulled out a gun."What do I do now?Die?"Jade whispered to Khya."Shh!!Close your eyes!"The Далее thing I knew,I was in my car driving!"Khya!Khya!
Kyah?Thank you!"Jade сказал(-а) as she wiped a tear.
When I was at a empty road,I saw a bright light,
It was orange,Reddish."Probably a light,"If only I knew that a light doesn't grow!2 секунды later
I saw someone in my mirror,I turned the steering wheel so fast,My mind went black for a moment,When I opened my eyes,I saw the road go around and around!!I quickly closed my eyes."Jade?Jade!WAKE UP!!"Khya сказал(-а) as she tried to keep the blood from Jade's Head to stop dripping."HELP!!!SHE NEEDS TO HEAL!"
The Далее день I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are Ты doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with Ты when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are Ты still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No one else can see me!AND,some thing ELSE will happen!"Khya answered."Nothing will happen again!Hope I didn't jinx that!"Jade said."GET ON THE FLOOR!NOW!!!!"A robber сказал(-а) as he pulled out a gun."What do I do now?Die?"Jade whispered to Khya."Shh!!Close your eyes!"The Далее thing I knew,I was in my car driving!"Khya!Khya!
Kyah?Thank you!"Jade сказал(-а) as she wiped a tear.
When I was at a empty road,I saw a bright light,
It was orange,Reddish."Probably a light,"If only I knew that a light doesn't grow!2 секунды later
I saw someone in my mirror,I turned the steering wheel so fast,My mind went black for a moment,When I opened my eyes,I saw the road go around and around!!I quickly closed my eyes."Jade?Jade!WAKE UP!!"Khya сказал(-а) as she tried to keep the blood from Jade's Head to stop dripping."HELP!!!SHE NEEDS TO HEAL!"
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four год old Amber,
A 12 год old Kennedy,A 5 год old Harper,And then there's 9 год old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Куклы back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Ты want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in тостер for half a minute.
*Ten минуты later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Ты know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Ты as the Babysitter cause Ты have 7 siblings and Ты all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 год old Kennedy,A 5 год old Harper,And then there's 9 год old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her Куклы back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do Ты want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in тостер for half a minute.
*Ten минуты later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do Ты know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked Ты as the Babysitter cause Ты have 7 siblings and Ты all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. Ты grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Ты take фото of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Ты sneeze.
5. Ты don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Ты don’t even work there.
7. Ты spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Кошки are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Ты can’t even remember your секунда cup.
10. Ты can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Ты take фото of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Ты sneeze.
5. Ты don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Ты don’t even work there.
7. Ты spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Кошки are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Ты can’t even remember your секунда cup.
10. Ты can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five еще songs, can Ты believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even сказал(-а) that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her Далее CD Rebecca promises to have a еще natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress