1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two минуты later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if Ты are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when Ты get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if Ты can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 минуты and if your teacher notices how long Ты were gone, say Ты have diarrhea или constipation.
8.During a lesson или while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, Вопрос it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your сиденье, место, сиденья and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if Ты are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if Ты aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how Ты are never chosen (even if Ты get chosen often) или accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when Ты get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when Ты get asked about it, say that Ты aren't allowed Ты tell-the government has made Ты swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma или grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! Ты look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen или pencil to school so that Ты can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives Ты a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the день with a grin.
17.When Ты are supposed to be Чтение silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives Ты the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* Форс-мажоры you. *giggle* Yea... Ты look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this Вопрос due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that Ты heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that Ты can't answer that. They threatened Ты to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that Ты had to take care of'.
26.(If Ты haven't learned) In an important test или assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your жопа, попка off that afternoon and the Далее день when Ты are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that Ты are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, день after day.
30.If Ты ever have to mark your own work, with every Вопрос Ты get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'