(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)
Ты call your victim and Ты want to confuse them. No laughing или anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Друзья do this a lot.
Script:
Ты call the person...
Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do Ты want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is Ты who is calling me. Ok, so what did Ты need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. Ты called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! Ты are the one who called me! Now i ask one еще time who are Ты and why did Ты call my at this time of day/night?
Person: What???? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye.
You: Ok bye.
(Call same person again)
Person: Hello?
You: Hello? Who is this?
Person: Who are you? (or he might say ITS Ты AGAIN)
You: Oh My Gosh stop calling me!
Person: No, Ты stop calling ME! I did not call you.
You: Oh yes Ты did, and stop calling me!
*Hang up*
(A минута later, call same person and make it up as Ты go или say the same thing until the person gets annoyed. LOL)
DEALING WITH TELEMARKETERS:
[Fake Robbery/Shooting Prank]
When a campaigner или telemarketer calls you, listen to what they have to say then stop them midsentence. Tell them, "Could Ты hang on a second, I think there's somebody at my door." Set the phone down and pretend to answer the door. Then yell in the background, "Who are you?! Get outta my house!!" Try to make it sound like a struggle is taking place and then pop a paper bag Далее to the phone. Start to scream and fall, then pop a секунда paper bag and go silent. Ты will hear them saying. "Oh my God!! Sir?! Are Ты alright?! Oh my God!!" At this point, either hang up или pick up the phone and say, "So what are Ты doin' tonight?"
Another idea is, Ты could call a place like Nintendo (I've included the number below) and ask them how to fix a problem with your Wii, then stop the representative midsentence and start the prank.
When a telemarketer calls you, act really interested in what they have to say, but stop them midsentence and say "Well look, I'm really interested in what Ты have to say, but I'm kind of busy right now so could I have your Главная number and give Ты a call later?" They will explain to Ты that they cannot give out their personal information. Say to them "Oh, I understand, because Ты don't want to have people bothering Ты at Главная right?" When they tell Ты that that is the reason say "Good, well now Ты know how I feel." And hang up.
PRANKING NEIGHBORS/FRIENDS:
[Return of an old friend]
This prank works especially well if Ты have a phonebook или neighborhood directory. Pick out a target and have their address ready. Call them and pretend to be a long Остаться в живых high school friend. For example, if their name is Debby say, "Hi Debby! It's Lisa Meyers from high school!" Act nice to them and ask them how life is going and where life took them after high school. If they don't sound convinced, then say something like, "So are Ты still over there on Coldspring Lane?" или whatever улица, уличный they live on. Then, try to arrange a place to have lunch to catch up on old times. Me and a friend did this prank once and it turned out that the lady we picked actually knew a lady named Lisa Meyers. We got to the point where we were arranging a place to eat lunch when she realized that she had the wrong Lisa Meyers.
USING PEOPLE'S NAMES TO MESS WITH THEM
[The Poor Residence]
Me: Hi is Mr. Poor there?
Mrs. Poor: No he's not, could I take a message?
Me: Nah, I was just wondering if he was poor like his name said.
Mrs. Poor: ... Ты know what buddy, Ты can Kiss my @$$!
(The Далее Day)
Me: Hi is Mr. Poor available?
Mrs. Poor: No, can I take a message?\
Me: No, I was just wondering if he was poor like his name says.
Mrs. Poor: Alright Ты little motherf#cker, Ты look up this address and come see this house and you'll find out how poor we are!
(The день after that)
Me: Hi is Mr. Poor available?
Mr. Poor: Speaking.
Me: Hi, I was just wondering if Ты were poor like your name said.
Mr. Poor: No... Ты need to stop callin' here, okay?
Me: No.
[The Cook Residence]
Me: Hi is there a Cook available?
Miss Cook: Speaking.
Me: Good cus I'm starving!
[The Culpepper Residence]
Me: Hi is this the Culpepper residence?
Mrs. Culpepper: Yes.
Me: Well then can I talk to Dante?
Mrs. Culpepper: F#ck you.
SOME OTHER IDEAS:
[Hi, can I talk to Jeremy?]
This prank works best if Ты cna disguise your voice или Ты have a lot of people with you. Call a Болталка number and ask for Jeremy. The person there will tell Ты that Ты have the wrong number. Wait a few минуты and have a different person call back and ask for Jeremy. Repeat this process until they get really pissed off. Finally, have somebody call them and say "Hi, this is Jeremy. I was expecting to get a lot of calls today but I realized that I accidently gave my Друзья this number." Their reaction will be hilarious.
[Information]
This is a pretty simple prank. But anyway, call 411 and ask how to get to Sesame street. I think calling information is free if Ты call from a landline but when I dial 411 on my cell phone I get charged $1.49 every time, so be careful!
[Bob from the Bubble factory]
This is a good prank if Ты want to annoy somebody. call them up and say "Hi! I'm Bob from the Bubble Factory, and I saw bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." Until they hang up. Then, call back and as it's ringing say, "and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." so when they answer they will hear it from the start. Repeat until Ты are satisfied.
[An Old Classic Redone]
Call somebody and say "Hi! Is your refidgerator running?" They might laugh and think 'Oh I know this one.' So they will say "No." When they say 'no,' say to them "Oh, well this is Sears Главная Repair Service, we'll be right over!"
[Random Baby Prank]
Another simple prank that can produce hilarious results. Call somebody and ask them how Дети are made. I know how simple it is, but I've gotten some hilarious reactions out of people with these.
Prank call someone and when they answer just start yelling ME CASA ES FUEGO ! ME CASA ES FUEGO!
Ты call your victim and Ты want to confuse them. No laughing или anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Друзья do this a lot.
Script:
Ты call the person...
Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do Ты want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is Ты who is calling me. Ok, so what did Ты need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. Ты called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! Ты are the one who called me! Now i ask one еще time who are Ты and why did Ты call my at this time of day/night?
Person: What???? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye.
You: Ok bye.
(Call same person again)
Person: Hello?
You: Hello? Who is this?
Person: Who are you? (or he might say ITS Ты AGAIN)
You: Oh My Gosh stop calling me!
Person: No, Ты stop calling ME! I did not call you.
You: Oh yes Ты did, and stop calling me!
*Hang up*
(A минута later, call same person and make it up as Ты go или say the same thing until the person gets annoyed. LOL)
DEALING WITH TELEMARKETERS:
[Fake Robbery/Shooting Prank]
When a campaigner или telemarketer calls you, listen to what they have to say then stop them midsentence. Tell them, "Could Ты hang on a second, I think there's somebody at my door." Set the phone down and pretend to answer the door. Then yell in the background, "Who are you?! Get outta my house!!" Try to make it sound like a struggle is taking place and then pop a paper bag Далее to the phone. Start to scream and fall, then pop a секунда paper bag and go silent. Ты will hear them saying. "Oh my God!! Sir?! Are Ты alright?! Oh my God!!" At this point, either hang up или pick up the phone and say, "So what are Ты doin' tonight?"
Another idea is, Ты could call a place like Nintendo (I've included the number below) and ask them how to fix a problem with your Wii, then stop the representative midsentence and start the prank.
When a telemarketer calls you, act really interested in what they have to say, but stop them midsentence and say "Well look, I'm really interested in what Ты have to say, but I'm kind of busy right now so could I have your Главная number and give Ты a call later?" They will explain to Ты that they cannot give out their personal information. Say to them "Oh, I understand, because Ты don't want to have people bothering Ты at Главная right?" When they tell Ты that that is the reason say "Good, well now Ты know how I feel." And hang up.
PRANKING NEIGHBORS/FRIENDS:
[Return of an old friend]
This prank works especially well if Ты have a phonebook или neighborhood directory. Pick out a target and have their address ready. Call them and pretend to be a long Остаться в живых high school friend. For example, if their name is Debby say, "Hi Debby! It's Lisa Meyers from high school!" Act nice to them and ask them how life is going and where life took them after high school. If they don't sound convinced, then say something like, "So are Ты still over there on Coldspring Lane?" или whatever улица, уличный they live on. Then, try to arrange a place to have lunch to catch up on old times. Me and a friend did this prank once and it turned out that the lady we picked actually knew a lady named Lisa Meyers. We got to the point where we were arranging a place to eat lunch when she realized that she had the wrong Lisa Meyers.
USING PEOPLE'S NAMES TO MESS WITH THEM
[The Poor Residence]
Me: Hi is Mr. Poor there?
Mrs. Poor: No he's not, could I take a message?
Me: Nah, I was just wondering if he was poor like his name said.
Mrs. Poor: ... Ты know what buddy, Ты can Kiss my @$$!
(The Далее Day)
Me: Hi is Mr. Poor available?
Mrs. Poor: No, can I take a message?\
Me: No, I was just wondering if he was poor like his name says.
Mrs. Poor: Alright Ты little motherf#cker, Ты look up this address and come see this house and you'll find out how poor we are!
(The день after that)
Me: Hi is Mr. Poor available?
Mr. Poor: Speaking.
Me: Hi, I was just wondering if Ты were poor like your name said.
Mr. Poor: No... Ты need to stop callin' here, okay?
Me: No.
[The Cook Residence]
Me: Hi is there a Cook available?
Miss Cook: Speaking.
Me: Good cus I'm starving!
[The Culpepper Residence]
Me: Hi is this the Culpepper residence?
Mrs. Culpepper: Yes.
Me: Well then can I talk to Dante?
Mrs. Culpepper: F#ck you.
SOME OTHER IDEAS:
[Hi, can I talk to Jeremy?]
This prank works best if Ты cna disguise your voice или Ты have a lot of people with you. Call a Болталка number and ask for Jeremy. The person there will tell Ты that Ты have the wrong number. Wait a few минуты and have a different person call back and ask for Jeremy. Repeat this process until they get really pissed off. Finally, have somebody call them and say "Hi, this is Jeremy. I was expecting to get a lot of calls today but I realized that I accidently gave my Друзья this number." Their reaction will be hilarious.
[Information]
This is a pretty simple prank. But anyway, call 411 and ask how to get to Sesame street. I think calling information is free if Ты call from a landline but when I dial 411 on my cell phone I get charged $1.49 every time, so be careful!
[Bob from the Bubble factory]
This is a good prank if Ты want to annoy somebody. call them up and say "Hi! I'm Bob from the Bubble Factory, and I saw bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." Until they hang up. Then, call back and as it's ringing say, "and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..." so when they answer they will hear it from the start. Repeat until Ты are satisfied.
[An Old Classic Redone]
Call somebody and say "Hi! Is your refidgerator running?" They might laugh and think 'Oh I know this one.' So they will say "No." When they say 'no,' say to them "Oh, well this is Sears Главная Repair Service, we'll be right over!"
[Random Baby Prank]
Another simple prank that can produce hilarious results. Call somebody and ask them how Дети are made. I know how simple it is, but I've gotten some hilarious reactions out of people with these.
Prank call someone and when they answer just start yelling ME CASA ES FUEGO ! ME CASA ES FUEGO!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and Ты have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and Ты have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)